we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy
OH MY GOD YOU GET NOTIFICATIONS WHEN YOUR ASK IS ANSWERED PUBLICLY?! THANK YOU TUMBLR YOU FINALLY DID GOOD
Narrating people’s lives at the gym
Vine by: Thomas Sanders
Felt really anxious for no reason earlier and cried until I was too tired to anymore. Why do things happen.
He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.