At first I was struggling to figure out how to translate the “ojisan” bit into properly localized English, but then I remembered Metis and Simon are grade-A weeaboos and just tossed in some KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN.
Shiny Fossil Giveaway!
Aerodactyl - mega stone included
Omanyte and Kabuto
Amaura and Tyrunt
Tirtouga and Archen
Anorith and Lileep
Cranidos and Shieldon
Winners will recieve the two shiny fossils that are listed together, except the first place winner, who will recieve the shiny Areodactyl with the mega stone. Prizes are first come, first serve!
One reblog = one entry.
One entry per person, please!
Prizes must be recieved on either X or Y.
You must have your ask box open so that I can message you.
You MUST reply to the message with 24 hours or you will NOT recieve your shiny.
IF YOU WIN - please respond to my message with your Friend Code, In Game Name, which Pokemon you would like (if they are no longer available, I will let you know what is left) and if you would like any of them nicknamed! Give me this information in your reply so I can get everything done as soon as possible!
Ends April 24th at 7PM Pacific time! Messages will be sent out between 7-7:30 and you will have until that time the next day to reply and win your Pokemon.
The follower giveaway will be posted the day after that.
Imagine your icon stealing your wallet while you aren’t looking, then trying to give it back because they feel guilty about it.
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
If you wish to see an angry bird, Taka would be happy to accommodate you.
what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…
when your friend gives you a fic rec and it turns out to be really sad
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen